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Seinfeld Quotes & Sayings

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, See if you can blow this out.
- Jerry Seinfeld

Why do they call it a 'Building'? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a 'Built'?
- Jerry Seinfeld

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
- Jerry Seinfeld

The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
- Jerry Seinfeld

That's the true spirit of Christmas. People being helped by people other than me.
- Jerry Seinfeld

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
- Jerry Seinfeld

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, And make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
- Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
- Jerry Seinfeld

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out'.
- Jerry Seinfeld

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.
- Jerry Seinfeld

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