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College Quotes
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College quotes
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College Quotes & Sayings
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
- Will Rogers
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
- Frank Zappa
I learned three important things in college - to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given a horizontal surface and fifteen minutes.
- Agnes DeMille
It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts.
- Millard Fuller
The new appears as a minority point of view, and hence is unpopular. The function of a university is to give it a sanctuary.
- Martin H. Fischer
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.
- Theodore Roosevelt
Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.
- Paul Fussell
It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it.
- Barry Switzer
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn't.
- L.L. Hendren
No man should escape our colleges without knowing how little he knows.
- J. Robert Oppenheimer
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