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Bill Maher Quotes & Sayings

We have a Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
- Bill Maher

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
- Bill Maher

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
- Bill Maher

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.
- Bill Maher

I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.
- Bill Maher

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.
- Bill Maher

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
- Bill Maher

I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie.
- Bill Maher

Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence.
- Bill Maher

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
- Bill Maher

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