Quotes

Man loves little and often: Woman much and rarely.
-Anonymous Author

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
-Anonymous Author

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
-Marcelene Cox

Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weaknesses.
-Madame Marie du Deffand

There's a little bit of hooker in every woman. A little bit of hooker and a little bit of God.
-Sarah Miles

A woman is like a tea bag, you can not tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
-Nancy Reagan

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
-Joseph Conrad

Let man fear woman when she loves: then she makes any sacrifice, and everything else seems without value to her.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

I am a woman in process. I'm just trying like everybody else. I try to take every conflict, every experience, and learn from it. Life is never dull.
-Oprah Winfrey

Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble.
-Doctor Leon

Women made us lose paradise, but how frequently we find it again in their arms.
-De Finod

Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they don't like him.
-Marlene Dietrich

Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.
-Brendan Francis

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
-Oscar Wilde

No woman wants to see herself too clearly.
-Mignon McLaughlin

The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart.
-Anonymous Author

A woman asks little of love: only that she be able to feel like a heroine.
-Mignon McLaughlin

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
-Helen Rowland

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
-Woodrow Wyatt

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
-Bill Maher

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
-Arnold Haultain

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
-Oscar Wilde

It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing.
-Oscar Wilde

There is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women.
-Madeleine K. Albright

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
-Ovid

The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
-Chinese Proverbs

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
-Ules Barbey d'Aurevilly

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
-George Meredith

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
-Mignon McLaughlin

Be to her virtues very kind,Be to her faults a little blind.
-Matthew Prior

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
-Gail Sheehy

It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.
-Alexandre Dumas

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.
-Mignon McLaughlin

Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
-Alfred Lord Tennyson

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty.
-James Thurber

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
-Dave Barry

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
-Marcel Achard

Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
-Jules Michelet

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
-Elayne Boosler

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-harlotte Whitton

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
-Roseanne

Men play the game; women know the score.
-Roger Woddis

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
-Anonymous Author

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
-Quentin Crisp

Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears.
-Anonymous Author

Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler.
-Anonymous Author

Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.
-Barbara De Angelis

A woman wears her tears like jewelry.
-Anonymous Author

Physically, a man is a man for a much longer time than a woman is a woman.
-Honore de Balzac

Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination.
-Marcel Proust

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
-Elbert Hubbard

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
-Oscar Wilde

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
-Oscar Wilde

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
-Laurence J. Peter

Women are always beautiful.
-Ville Valo

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
-Nicole Hollander

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
-Anonymous Author

There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
-Harold Robbins

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
-Oscar Wilde

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
-Anonymous Author

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
-W.C. Fields

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly.
-Sam Slick

Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.
-Cornelia Otis Skinner

A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women.
-Edgar Wallace

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning..
-Aristotle Onassis

A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.
-Diana Sturm

God did it on purpose so that we may love you men instead of laughing at you.
-Mrs Patrick Campbell

Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves.
-Elissa Melamed

A woman's whole life is a history of the affections.
-Washington Irving