Mickey: You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder!
Rocky: Well, ya see, sir I understand you're lookin' for sparrin' partners for Apollo, and I jus' want ta let ya know that I am very available.
Apollo Creed: Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make ya grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.
Mickey: Your nose is broken.
Rocky: How does it look?
Mickey: Ah, it's an improvement.
Adrian: Why do you wanna fight?
Rocky: Because I can't sing or dance.
Rocky: I just want to say hi to my girlfriend, OK? Yo, Adrian! It's me, Rocky.
Adrian: [Just before the big fight] I'll be here waiting for you.
Rocky: How 'bout I stay here and you fight?
Adrian: Is this you?
Rocky: Yeah, that's me when I was eight years old, that's the Italian Stallion when he was a baby.
Apollo Creed: Ain't gonna be no rematch.
Rocky: Don't want one.
Apollo's Trainer: He doesn't know it's a damn show! He thinks it's a damn fight!
Paulie: [In the bathroom of a bar] I'd like to kill the freaking guy who broke this mirror.
Paulie: [About Adrian] She's pushing thirty freaking years old, and if she don't wise up, she's gonna die an old maid.
Rocky: I'm thirty myself!
Apollo Creed: Apollo Creed vs. the Italian Stallion. Sounds like a damn monster movie.
Rocky: Don't smoke that. It makes your breath like garbage.
Marie: Maybe I like garbage.
Rocky: [Putting out the cigarette] Nobody likes garbage!
Rocky: [Upon seeing Apollo Creed] He looks like a big flag.
Bartender: You want me to take a shot? All right. [Pours himself a drink]
Bartender: I'll take a shot!
Mickey: Get out of here! Don't ya ever interrupt me while I'm conductin' business. Move your little chicken asses out.
Mickey: You're a bum, Rock. You're a bum.
Rocky: I ain't no bum, Mick. I ain't no bum.
Rocky: I wanna kiss ya-ya don't have to kiss me back if ya don't feel like it.
Paulie: I want you outta here instamatically.
Adrian: You want a roommate?
Rocky: Absolutely.
TV Commentator: [About Apollo] I've never seen a fighter that concerned about his hair.
Reporter: Where did you get the name, 'The Italian Stallion'?
Rocky: Oh I made that up one night while I was eating dinner.
Rocky: What's the matter with my house? My house stink? THAT'S RIGHT! IT STINKS!
Apollo Creed: You'd better stop this fight! You ain't nothin' but a bum!
Bodyguard: Did ya get the license number?
Rocky: Of what?
Bodyguard: The truck that run over your face.
Rocky: You gotta be a moron... you gotta be a *moron* to wanna be a fighter.
Rocky: You stop this fight, I'll kill ya'!
Adrian: Einstein flunked out of school, twice.
Paulie: Is that so?
Adrian: Yeah. Beethoven was deaf. Helen Keller was blind. I think Rocky's got a good chance.
Rocky: Hey... you know how I said that stuff on TV didn't bother me none?
Adrian: Yeah?
Rocky: It did.
Apollo's Trainer: Hey, champ, you oughta come and look at this boy you're gonna fight on TV. It looks like he means business.
Apollo Creed: Yeah, yeah. I mean business too.
Mickey: [To rocky, after round 1 with Apollo] Keep hittin'em in the ribs ya see? Don't let that bastard breathe!
Rocky: What about my prime, Mick? At least you had a prime! I had no prime, I had nothin'!
Paulie: You do that to Apollo Creed, they'll put us in jail for murder.
Rocky: I think we make a real sharp couple of coconuts - I'm dumb, you're shy, whaddaya think, huh?
Fight Announcer: What is keeping him up Bill, I dont know.
Rocky: Shut up! Mr Gazzo wants the 200 now.
Mick: Your a tomata, Lets face it I run a business here, not a goddamn soup kitchen.
Rocky: Ain't gonna be no rematch... Ain't gonna be no rematch... '-Apollo' Don't want one.
Adrian: You want the bird?!! Then go out in the alley and eat the bird!! Oh Pauly.
Mick: You had a chance to become a good fighter, but instead you became a laybreaker for a second rate loanshark.
Mick: Your gonna eat lightning, and your gonna crap thunder!
Rocky: Why do you wanna fight? '-Adrian' Cause I can't sing or dance.
Apollo: Creed Athletes sweat and smell.. Be a thinker, not a stinker.
Gazzo: How do you spell DelRio? '-Rocky' Look it up in the dictionary Rock!!!!
Duke: He doesn't know its a damn show, he thinks its a damn fight, now finish this bum and lets go home.
Rocky: Do other fighters pound raw meat? '-Reporter' No I think I invented it.
