Quotes

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
-Hanlon's Razor

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
-Weber's Definition

Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.
-Finagle's Eighth Rule

Nobody really cares or understands what anyone else is doing.
-Law of the Individual

Life is too serious to be taken very seriously.
-Jilly and Rob's Conclusion

Everything takes longer than you think.
-Murphy's Law

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
-Murphy's Law

Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-Sturgeon's Law

If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
-Murphy's Law

Whatever happens, look as if you intended it to happen.
-First Rule of Acting

No two identical parts are alike.
-Beach's Law

There is no limit to how bad things can get.
-Hane's Law

Every solution breeds new problems.
-Murphy's Law

Doing it the hard way is always easier.
-Murphy's Paradox

Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
-Howe's Law

If you know something can go wrong, and take due precautions against it, something else will go wrong.
-Patry's Law

You can't fall off the floor.
-Paul's Law

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
-Murphy's Law

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
-Murphy's Constant

If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage. If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage.
-Schopenhauer's Law of Entropy

Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money. You are never given enough time or money.
-Lerman's Law of Technology

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.
-Rogers' Law

If you can keep your head when everyone about you is losing his, then you just don't understand the problem.
-Evans' Law

Smile... tomorrow will be worse.
-The Murphy Philosophy

If anything can go wrong, it will.
-Murphy's Law