Quotes

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
-Mae West

No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.
-Knights of Pythagoras

When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
-Lenore Coffee

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
-Jean Kerr

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.
-Francesca M. Cancian

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
-Lana Turner

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
-Clare Booth Luce

Sometimes i think if there was a third sex men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me.
-Amanda Vail

It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.
-Mae West

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
-Jerry Seinfeld

Well, i will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man.
-William Shakespeare

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
-Bruce Willis

Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.
-Mignon McLaughlin

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
-Henry Louis Mencken

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
-Jenny Eclair

My theory is that men are no more liberated than women.
-Indira Gandhi

Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain.
-Anonymous Author

No nice men are good at getting taxis.
-Katherine Whitehorn

The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough.
-Germaine Greer

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
-Helen Rowland

Women are never disarmed by compliments, men always are.
-Oscar Wilde

There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.
-Camille Paglia

He is every other inch a gentleman.
-Rebecca West

Macho doesn't prove mucho.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man's home may be his castle on the outside; inside, it is more often his nursery.
-Clare Booth Luce

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
-Frank McKinney Hubbard

God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
-Robin Williams

The analysis of man discloses three chemical elements - a job, a meal and a woman.
-Martin H. Fischer

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.
-Mignon McLaughlin

I make presents to the mother but think of the daughter.
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
-Mae West

Sometimes i wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
-Katharine Hepburn

The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.
-Lupe Velez

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
-Oscar Wilde

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
-Anonymous Author

When you see a woman who can go now here without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome.
-Jean Giraudoux

It's a man's world, and you men can have it.
-Katherine Anne Porter

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.
-Helen Rowland

Some men have a den in their home, while others just growl all over the house.
-Anonymous Author

You [Men] are not our protectors.... If you were, who would there be to protect us from?
-Mary Edwards Walker

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
-Maureen Murphy

Alas! it is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man.
-Arthur Helps

The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.
-Anonymous Author

There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
-Anonymous Author

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.
-Rita Mae Brown

If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem.
-Jason Love

Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that.
-Golda Meir

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
-Helen Rowland

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee

Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.
-Alice Thomas Ellis

Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man as twice its natural size.
-Virginia Woolf

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.
-Mignon McLaughlin

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
-Robert Byrne

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
-Anonymous Author

Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.
-Mignon McLaughlin

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
-Ella Harris

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
-Helen Rowland