Quotes

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-Mae West

Between two evils, I generally like to pick the one I never tried before.
-Mae West

To a young actor: How tall are you without your horse? Six foot, seven inches. Never mind the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches!
-Mae West

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-Mae West

Too much of a good thing can be simply wonderful.
-Mae West

One and one is two; two and two is four; and "five will get you ten" if you work it right!
-Mae West

Why don't you come up sometime and see me? ... Come on up, I'll tell your fortune.
-Mae West

I feel like a million tonight. But one at a time.
-Mae West

Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
-Mae West

When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
-Mae West

Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
-Mae West

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
-Mae West

It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men
-Mae West

It's hard to find a good man, but it's good to find a hard one.
-Mae West

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
-Mae West

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
-Mae West

When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.
-Mae West

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
-Mae West

A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-Mae West

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
-Mae West

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
-Mae West