Quotes

If my boobs were on a girl, guys would be going mad for them I can enjoy them anytime I want!
-Jack Black

Are you ready to have your mind blown apart by the most awesome show in the universe.... Tonight is your night to rage against the machine.
-Jack Black

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
-Jack Black

Don't be celebrities, because then you go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. You don't want that, do you?
-Jack Black

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
-Jack Black

[When asked about his cooking skills] I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
-Jack Black

I'm hungry for rock 24/7.
-Jack Black

He is a great gentleman. He is kind of like the teacher and I am the mouth of the golf coaching squad.
-Jack Black

(Revealing he dislikes promoting films he is ashamed of doing) When it's a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD.
-Jack Black

You know how some babies are born addicted to drugs? Well, I was born addicted to attention.
-Jack Black

In my research I noticed almost all Mexican wrestlers are hairless, including their arm pits. So I waxed my body, except my armpits. I probably should have waxed those too.
-Jack Black

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.
-Jack Black

I had a bit of a lost weekend while we were doing King Kong. Overall I'm very responsible on set. I'm not one of those dudes who come drunk to the set.
-Jack Black

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.
-Jack Black

A special bonus of doing the show, I got my own Foofa. Read 'em and weep collectors, I got 'em all!
-Jack Black

I was a little worried about working with kids. I wanted to make sure we didn't approach it tip-toeing around the stuff that would normally be funny, or make it gentle, rock-a-bye-baby bullshit.
-Jack Black

But he's got vision, and he's got tremendous ambition. He wants to make the greatest film ever made.
-Jack Black

(On the birth of their second child, Jack jnr.) I have a new one. It's eating every three hours.
-Jack Black

With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out. There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation.
-Jack Black

The moment you start analyzing your own rock is the moment your rock is dead. That's why rock is now pretty much dead. Too much analyzation. No rockalyzation!
-Jack Black

I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with.
-Jack Black

There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.
-Jack Black

Does spandex come in a size? I am probably an XL, but I went with a medium just to really suction-cup it all together.
-Jack Black

I'm no Matt Damon. My goal was to be a character actor. I never thought I'd get leads in the way the way I've been able to in the past two years.
-Jack Black

A little humour goes a long way. Johnny Carson said it's the number one aphrodisiac, so I must be very sexy.
-Jack Black

It was really difficult to get any golf matches because everybody was already booked up.
-Jack Black

I don't get hung up on weight.
-Jack Black

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.
-Jack Black

I draw my inspiriation from deep within the mind of the superfreak.
-Jack Black

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.
-Jack Black

(Prior to hosting the 2006 MTV Music Video Awards) Prepare yourself for a rip-snortin' humdinger.
-Jack Black

[About Shallow Hal (2001)] I wasn`t proud of it, and I got paid a lot of money, so in retrospect it feels like a sell-out.
-Jack Black

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
-Jack Black

Asked which would he choose if it came to the crunch, his acting or music, as lead singer with folk-metal duo Tenacious D.
-Jack Black