Willa: I told you I don't know how to dance.
Ben: Someone leads, someone follows. We'll figure it out.
Miley: I say this because I care about you: get some help!
Jackson: Oh believe me, she's screaming in the inside.
Robbie: This it this way Miley, he goes out with a girl, they fall in love, they get married and he moves out.
Miley: Yes, and maybe just maybe that's insane!
Miley: Do u hear what you're saying or is there a big roaring in ur ear?!
Miley: Look at you all upside-right
Lilly: You're in California now, and we do do that here. [Jackson and Copper snicker]
Miley: What?
Jackson: She said 'do-do!
Mickey's Father: How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can opener works!
Miley: He loves Hannah Montana now, and we're getting married. How do you think it went, you donut?!
Lilly: But the mall has cute clothes!
Miley: But the beach has cute boys.
Lilly: To the beach!
Security Guard: You know, she is kind of a dork.
Hannah: I know, but shes my dork.
Miley: Don't hurt it!!! I named it...Linda... It's Spanish for pretty.
Billy Ray: Well the I guess you are going to have to learn the Spanish word for squished.
Billy Ray: Hey Linda... do you know Achey Breaky Heart?
Miley: It's called the scratch dance, see, it's contagious!
Miley: Come on Oliver, It did not take this long to write the play!
Oliver: Trust me this has been going on...forever...
Oliver: [Flashes back] I'm a fruit fly! Abraham fruit fly!!!
Hannah: Ooh, say, can you see? By the dawns, early light...through yonder window break!!!
[Audience Booing]
Hannah: I'm a cup fly! You get it? Buzz?!
Holly: Don't you just love songs about extra-terrestrial life?
Mickey: Not if they're sung by extra-terrestrials.
Miley: You are ONE evil little person!
Rico: Lets not start flattering now.
Oliver: You see, Miley has a desperate and deep love on me.
Miley: What he said...but with a little less feeling.
Miley: Because I'm a baaad chicken!! Bwak-Bwak-Ba-bye!! Sorry, all out of eggs.
Roxy: Do you want me to tell her you aren't here?
Maddie: But she is standing right there, I can see her!
Roxy: Not if her body guard says you can't!!
Miley: A mulet in the front... [flips shirt]
Miley: And a party in the back...O YEA!
Lily: My dad owned a calculator...thats not the same is it!?!
Lily: Your the poster child for perfect skin!
Miley: WHO PUT THIS ZIT ON MY FACE?!?
Miley: Hes not the only star in this school!
Reporter: Really?!?! Who?!
Miley: Me, I'm Hannah Montana!!!
Miley Hannah: My brother thinks he's Elvis
Bus Crow: When I was a kid, I killed gophers for money. Then I killed Indians and Spaniards for money. Now I just kill for money.
Roger Brandon: I pay you to act not think, and right now you're being overpaid.
Bus Crow: Nobody really cares if a man's cut down from the front or the back... as long as he deserves killin'.
Colorados: The first thing you must learn from a white man is never ask reason.
Tom McCord: No notches?
Farrell: New job, new gun.
Kitty: They're just tools for the boss, they have no idea how badly they're being used.
Nicholas Nick Roth: Everyone is a tool for someone. The thing to consider is what exactly one should be used for.
Claire Kelsky: Alright boys, I'm in. [Sitting down to play poker]
Bosch: I could use the challenge... take anymore from these boys and I'm gonna own 'em outright.
Duncan: He's dead. [Feeling for a pulse on the neck of the bagman]
Nicholas Nick Roth: Of course he is. [Having shot the bagman]
Mickey's Father: And you're gonna believe in Jesus Christ?
Mickey: I know - sounds funny. But, I'm gonna give it a try.
Mickey: [Watching joggers in Central Park] Look at all these people, trying to stave off the inevitable decay of their bodies.
Robbie Stewart: Ow, my achey, breaky back!
Duncan: There's a fine line between luck and skill.
Nicholas Nick Roth: In fact, there's no line at all.
