Quotes

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
-Steve Almond

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
-Rodney Dangerfield

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
-William Shakespeare

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!"
-Dexter Kozen

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
-Jean Baudrillard

There is something haunting in the light of the moon.
-Joseph Conrad

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday.
-Gwen Stefani

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
-Chris Rock

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
-Mark Twain

There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.
-Colette

From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!
-Scottish Saying

I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.
-Henry Thoreau

Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things.
-Dee Snider

Ask not what your Pumpkin can do for you, ask what you can do for your pumpkin.
-Anonymous Author

Fear has many eyes and can see things underground.
-Cervantes

Where there is no imagination there is no Horror.
-Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.

At first cock-crow the ghosts must go back to their quiet graves below.
-Theodosia Garrison

Witch and ghost make merry On this last of dear October's days.
-Anonymous Author

This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
-Conan O'Brien

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
-Charles Swartz

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
-Mason Coole

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
-Richard Barham

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
-Erma Bombeck

Just like a ghost, you've been a-hauntin' my dreams, so I'll propose on Halloween. Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
-Classics IV

The witches fly Across the sky, The owls go, "Who? Who? Who?" The black cats yowl And green ghosts howl, "Scary Halloween to you!"
-Nina Walter