Quotes

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.
-Joe Rogan

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.
-Penelope Cruz

I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real.
-Jonathan Bennett

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
-Jay London

When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her.
-Orlando Bloom

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
-Ed Wood

Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love , because my first love was tennis.
-Boris Becker

I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding her hand while she jumps.
-Scott Foley

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.
-Ben Kingsley

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
-Pink

When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie like that anymore.
-Matt Dillon

Where's the line between professional girlfriend, and just plain professional?
-Sarah Jessica Parker

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.
-Phyllis Schlafly

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
-Pink

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.
-Josh Duhamel

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.
-Phil Ochs

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.
-Orson Welles

You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.
-Stevie Nicks

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.
-Usher Raymond

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
-Mitch Hedberg

I think I'd make a pretty good girlfriend.
-Vanessa Hudgens

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
-Jay London

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
-Jack Nicholson

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.
-Mitch Hedberg

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday.
-Josh Hartnett