Quotes

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
-Will Rogers

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
-Franklin P. Jones

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
-James Thurber

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
-Samuel Butler

A dog has the soul of a philosopher.
-Plato

Dogs have not the power of comparing. A dog will take a small piece of meat as readily as a large, when both are before him.
-Samuel Johnson

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done right.
-Walt Whitman

The cat is the mirror of his human's mind... the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.
-Winifred Carriere

Happiness is a warm puppy.
-Charles M. Schulz

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
-Agnes Sligh Turnbull

To his dog, every man is Napoleon, hence the constant popularity of dogs.
-Aldous Huxley

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
-Alexander Pope

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
-Anonymous Author

Children are for people who can't have dogs.
-Anonymous Author

If the prayers of dogs were answered, bones would rain from the sky.
-Proverb

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures, they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
-Gilda Radner

By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.
-Barbara Holland

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion, but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
-David Starr Jordan

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
-Josh Billings

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion, but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
-David Starr Jordan

Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads.
-Harry S Truman

The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.
-Ambrose Bierce

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
-Corey Ford

I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.
-G.K. Chesterton

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

The dog is the only animal that has seen his god.
-Anonymous Author

I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them.
-Roger Caras

I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
-Whitney M. Young, Jr.

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
-Andy Rooney

If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat.
-Anonymous Author

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
-Max Eastman

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.
-Mme. de Stael

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
-Jack London

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
-Ogden Nash

I like a bit of mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog, they're the best for everyday.
-George Bernard Shaw

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
-Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.
-Edith Wharton

Every dog is a lion at home.
-H. G. Bohn

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
-Woodrow T. Wilson

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
-Ambrose Bierce

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
-Holbrook Jackson