Quotes

A man is only as faithful as his options
-Chris Rock

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
-Chris Rock

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
-Chris Rock

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.
-Chris Rock

Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
-Chris Rock

Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.
-Chris Rock

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.
-Chris Rock

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
-Chris Rock

It's got some heart, but it's got hard jokes. I care more about the hard jokes than the heart.
-Chris Rock

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.
-Chris Rock

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
-Chris Rock

Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else.
-Chris Rock

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
-Chris Rock

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
-Chris Rock

George Bush hates midgets.
-Chris Rock

Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.
-Chris Rock