Quotes

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
-Mae West

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
-Erma Bombeck

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
-Phyllis Diller

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
-Lucy Liu

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
-Rita Rudner

Golf is my boyfriend right now.
-Karrie Webb

I suspect people always thought I had a boyfriend, so nobody came after me.
-Ziyi Zhang

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.
-Christina Aguilera

Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it.
-Cynthia Payne

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.
-Katharine Hepburn

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.
-Anna Kournikova

My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian.
-Paulina Porizkova

I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support.
-Anna Nicole Smith

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
-Erma Bombeck

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
-Isla Fisher

I was put on a surfboard by a cute boyfriend in high school.
-Marguerite Moreau

I'm working on just finding a boyfriend right now.
-Kylie Bax

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, 'Don't worry about finding the right woman - concentrate on becoming the right man.
-Anonymous Author

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.
-Jimmy Fallon

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
-Alicia Silverstone

I wouldn't call him a slave. I don't whip him when he does something wrong. Just when he does something good. [About living with her boyfriend]
-Shannon Elizabeth

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
-Paris Hilton

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
-Paris Hilton

I felt little awkward about taking one boyfriend to see a film starring another boyfriend.
-Shelley Duvall

Sex does not exist for me at all. I haven't had a boyfriend for a long time. There were only three or four in my life up until now anyway.
-Kim Wilde

My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.
-Dwight York

My boyfriend's a tigger.
-Winnie the Pooh

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
-Anonymous Author

I hate you, I hope you die, you were my boyfriend and you made me cry.
-Anonymous Author

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
-Rodney Dangerfield

For my high colestorol my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend.
-Loesje

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too.
-Vanessa Hudgens

I love being with my family, my friends, and my boyfriend.
-Monica Keena

West Hollywood is predominantly gay, so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend.
-Jeri Ryan

As a little kid I had a girlfriend, and her boyfriend used to beat me up, so then I used to sing these songs, and that's what it's all about. Country music is all about your heart and your people and things like that.
-Dick Dale