Quotes

Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy.
-Bill Cosby

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
-Bill Cosby

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
-Bill Cosby

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
-Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
-Bill Cosby

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
-Bill Cosby

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
-Bill Cosby

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
-Bill Cosby

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
-Bill Cosby

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
-Bill Cosby

The heart of marriage is memories.
-Bill Cosby

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
-Bill Cosby

Lasting harmony with a woman (was) an undertaking in which I twice failed rather disgracefully.
-Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
-Bill Cosby

Gray hair is God's graffiti.
-Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
-Bill Cosby

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
-Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
-Bill Cosby

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-Bill Cosby

When you become senile, you won't know it.
-Bill Cosby

She (his wife) is the wind beneath my wings.
-Bill Cosby