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It is an honour to be with someone so honest, caring, loving, brilliant, good looking, soft spoken etc, like you. I am privileged to have gained the opportunity to host your birthday party and spend your hard-earned executive salary. It also delights me to even imagine how great I will feel to smash a whole cake on your face. Do not forget the birthday bumps. I literally have been practicing kickboxing for a fortnight for this day. Have a bumpy Birthday dude.