Drinking Quotes

Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.
- Maverick

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
- P.J. O'Rourke

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
- James Thurber

No poems can please for long or live that are written by water-drinkers.
- Horace (Quintus Horatius Flaccus), Satires

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
- Phyllis Diller

Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.
- Ovid

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
- Dean Martin

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
- Knute Rockne

Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.
- Ambrose Bierce