Drinking Quotes

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
- Seneca

I'm going to be around until the Atomic Energy Commission finds a safe place to bury my liver.
- Phil Harris

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
- Homer Simpson

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
- W.C. Fields

Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune.
- Giuseppe Garibaldi

They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
- Scottish Proverb

Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
- Galileo

Wine gives a man nothing... It only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
- Samuel Johnson

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
- Bertrand Russell

We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good.
- Horace Hutchinson