Drinking Quotes

Teetotallers lack the sympathy and generosity of men that drink.
- W.H. Davies

Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, and those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied by drink.
- Mark Twain

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Winston Churchill

A drunken man is fitly named: he has drank, till he is drunken: the wine swallows his consciousness, and it sinks therein.
- Augustus William

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Henny Youngman

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman

Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?
- Robert Benchley

I'd prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
- Frank Nicholson

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
- Robert Heinlein

Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.
- Kin Hubbard