15+ Humorous Birthday Poems

It Is Your Birthday

It is your birthday so please do not frown,
Your special day is here, time to wear the crown.
Today everything you ask will instantly be yours,
Even if any, I'll be quick in hiding your flaws.
Happy Birthday!

Our Dear Friend's Birthday

Our dear friend's birthday is finally here,
So let's sing, dance and spread the cheer.
Our dear friend however is nowhere in sight,
So forget about the gifts, but not the treat and delight!

The Candles Are Lit Up

The candles are lit up and on the tray is the cake,
The drinks are ready and the chocolates are kept to bake.
Gifts are already here and more are still left to come,
But birthday-person is not here yet, so let's take everything and run!

The way you look

You cannot do anything about the way you look,
All the aging stories that you cook,
One day your makeup will get exposed,
And, that time I will raise the toast,
Hey don't crib my friend,
I was just making some fun,
You are always the number one,
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed!

Blow some candles

Blow the candles really hard,
Enjoy everything which is barred,
Because you just have a day to enjoy,
Then you would be back to annoy,
Have fun on your birthday today,
Have a super awesome day,
Happy birthday!

You look that way

Happy birthday, you look so old,
But, have you heard that old is gold,
So don't take it to your heart,
There is always a new start,
Have a super duper day,
Wish you an awesome birthday!

Have some fun

Giggle a little and have some fun,
Because it's your birthday fun,
Dance a little more today,
Coz tomorrow will be a new day,
So, enjoy your day today,
As it's your birthday,
Wish you a happy birthday!

It's your day today

Happy birthday to you,
You still look the same over the years,
Some sort of makeup you use,
Oh I did not mean to make fun,
Because you always look number one
Stay blessed!
Happy birthday to you!

Its your day again

Its your birthday again
God please save me from this torture
Again I have to pretend
And do things to please you
Again I have to buy every stuff so new
Oh your birthday is so much fun
I was just doing some time pass
Please don't mean it or none
Coz your birthday fun has just began
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
God bless you!

You look so fat you know

You look so fat with that shirt
And age is looking on your face
Oh you have also lost that grace
Your birthday is a special time
When you can forget all this a while
And enjoy your day to have some fun
Because you are truly the number one
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
God bless you!

I wanted to confess it to you

I wanted to confess this to you my dear
Though I am excited for your birthday cheer
Still your cake is all that I need
My only and only greed
And your return gift will make my day
Do I have anything left to say
Just don't hit me for this today
Wishing you a very happy birthday!
God bless you!

I just want to wish you

Oh cutie I want to wish you today
So happy as it's your birthday
Let's sing and dance and let out hair down
Stay happy and smile and don't you frown
May all your wishes come so true
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
Did I forget to say
Oh yes may god bless you!

Blow the candle today

Blow the candle aloud,
And cut that stupid cake of yours
Coz I will wipe your face with the cream
And then I will scream
That happy birthday to my silly friend
Let's start this new trend
Of playing with the cake this day
Wish you a very happy birthday!
Have a nice day!

You know that you are the best

You know that you look older than your age
And yes you are neither a sage
Then why do you smile without reason
As this is not the right season
Agreed this is your happy day
And its your birthday but you need to realize
That this is just another day
Haha..wish you an amazing day
Wish you the brightest birthday
Have a lovely day!

You are big enough

You know that you are big enough
So why are your antics so silly
Why don't you act wise for a change
Why do you always look so strange
Why don't you look in the mirror
Why don't you do things that you like
This was just a joke my friend
A true to joke and pretend
Don't feel bad today
Coz its your birthday
Wish you a happy birthday!
Have a nice day!