Bobby Bolivia: Let me tell you something, Sam.Your first enchilada of freedom awaits under one of those hoods.
Captain Lennox: Epps, the rain's coming!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Right! BRING IT!
Optimus Prime: Sam, I owe you my life. We are in your debt.
Trent: So, what are you guys doing here?
Sam Witwicky: [Looking at the tree Miles is climbing] We're here to climb this tree.
Agent Simmons: She's a criminal. And criminals are HOT!
Optimus Prime: Ratchet, shine the light.
Sam Witwicky: Would you stop with the lights?
International Operator: [On the phone] Also sir have you heard about our world-class premium package...?
Captain Lennox: [Fighting Scorponok] NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: When I took that picture, I think it saw me. It looked right at me.
Glen Whitmann: Don't talk to me criminal! Whoa. Sugar rush.
Bobby Bolivia: Don't go Ricci Ricardo on me man!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: [Playing basketball] Check out this crossover, like Jordan in his prime going through the front line...!
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: They bombed the antenna farm! We're under attack!
Mikaela: You know what I don't understand?
Sam Witwicky: What?
Mikaela: If he's like, this super-advanced robot, why does he transform into this piece-of-crap Camaro?
Ironhide: Keep moving, Sam! Don't stop!
Cafe' kid 1: Can anyone get me a space rock?
Mikaela: I can't believe that I'm here right now.
Sam Witwicky: You can duck down if you want, it won't hurt my feelings.
Optimus Prime: Sam... you risked your life to protect the Cube.
Sam Witwicky: No sacrifice, no victory.
Jazz: It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! Fall back!
Glen Whitmann: My grandma don't like nobody on her carpet, especially police!
Bobby Bolivia: Let me tell you something, Sam.Your first enchilada of freedom awaits under one of those hoods.
Captain Lennox: Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'm coming home to see you, okay?
Glen Whitmann: Maggie, what are you doing here? This is my private area, my place of Zen and peace... [Glenn's grandmother yells at him]
Glen Whitmann: Shut up, Grandma!
Mikaela: [To Sam] You are the strangest boy I have ever met!
Sam Witwicky: So, listen. I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, uh... give you a ride home.
Sam Witwicky: I bought a car, and it turned out to be an alien robot. Who knew?
Jazz: Fire it up, Optimus!
Agent Simmons: [To the Special Ops team] All right, you've all had direct contact with the NBEs...
Captain Lennox: NBEs?
Agent Simmons: Non-Biological Extraterrestrials. Try to keep up with the acronyms.
Sam Witwicky: I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine. I prefer it, actually.
Agent Simmons: [Holding up a badge] You see this? This is a 'Do whatever I want and get away with it' badge!
Sam Witwicky: Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?
Sam Witwicky: [To Frenzy] Not so tough without a head, are ya?
[Kicks Frenzy's head]
Sam Witwicky: I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine. I prefer it, actually.
USAF Master Sgt. Epps: We got friendlies mixed with baddies. This is gonna be WILD...
Sam Witwicky: Miles? Miles, listen to me. Listen. My car, it stole itself, okay?
Miles: What are you talking about, man?
Sam Witwicky: Satan's Camaro. In my yard! It's stalking me!
