Retirement Quotes

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
- Anonymous Author

Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself.
- Hartman Jule

Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
- Anonymous Author

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles.
- Norman Mailer

Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it.
- Terri Guillemets

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
- Anonymous Author

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles.
- Norman Mailer

I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension!
- Anonymous Author

Retirement:It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.
- Gene Perret

In your retirement years never drink coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake in the afternoon.
- Anonymous Author