Retirement Quotes

I've been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They're called naps.
- Merri Brownworth

Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
- Malcolm Forbes

Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials, much to live on and much to live for.
- Anonymous Author

Retired is being twice tired, I've thought First tired of working, Then tired of not.
- Richard Armour

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
- Ella Harris

Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.
- Anonymous Author

Men and women approaching retirement age should be recycled for public service work, and their companies should foot the bill. We can no longer afford to scrap-pile people.
- Mahatma Gandhi

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
- Anonymous Author