Men Quotes

I make presents to the mother but think of the daughter.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
- Jenny Eclair

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
- Helen Rowland

There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
- Anonymous Author

Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.
- Mignon McLaughlin

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
- Henry Louis Mencken

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
- Ella Harris

The only difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys.
- Anonymous Author

The analysis of man discloses three chemical elements - a job, a meal and a woman.
- Martin H. Fischer

Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.
- Mignon McLaughlin