Men Quotes

Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.
- Mignon McLaughlin

Alas! it is not the child but the boy that generally survives in the man.
- Arthur Helps

God gave us all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
- Robin Williams

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
- Bruce Willis

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
- Anonymous Author

Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit.
- Maureen Murphy

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
- Frank McKinney Hubbard

Well, i will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man.
- William Shakespeare

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
- Robert Byrne

You [Men] are not our protectors.... If you were, who would there be to protect us from?
- Mary Edwards Walker