Golf Quotes

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
- G.K. Chesterton

Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.
- Grantland Rice

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
- P.J. O'Rourke

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
- Gardner Dickinson

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
- Dave Barry

All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up?
- Willie Nelson

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
- Horace G. Hutchinson

Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
- Art Spander

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
- John Updike