Golf Quotes

The only sure rule in golf is ? he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
- Mickey Mantle

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham

Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.
- Tiger Woods

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
- Anonymous Author

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world.
- Harry Vardon

Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.
- Val Doonican

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best
- Jack Nicklaus

As we all know... golf is a puzzle without an answer.
- Gary Player

Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
- Arthur Daley

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
- Arnold Palmer