College Quotes

College isn't the place to go for ideas.
- Helen Keller

A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed.
- Robert Ingersoll

Some people unable to go to school were more educated and even more intelligent than college professors.
- Maya Angelou

The most conservative persons I ever met are college undergraduates. The radicals are the men past middle life.
- Woodrow T. Wilson

Education is a private matter between the person and the world of knowledge and experience, and has little to do with school or college.
- Lillian Smith

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a college education, he may steal the whole railroad.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
- Elbert Hubbard

Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
- Dan Castellaneta

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
- Craig Kilborn

An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
- Ambrose Bierce