College Quotes

Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors!
- Louisa May Alcott

A college education shows a man how little other people know.
- Thomas C. Haliburton

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
- Dave Barry

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach.
- Will Rogers

Definition of a College professor: someone who talks in other people's sleep.
- W. H. Auden

A college education should equip one to entertain three things: a friend, an idea and oneself.
- Thomas Ehrlich

College isn't the place to go for ideas.
- Helen Keller

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.
- Elbert Hubbard

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
- Robert Frost

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.
- Dennis Prager