American Football Quotes

Violent ground-acquisition games such as football are in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.
- Robert Downey, Jr.

All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.
- Albert Camus

We (San Francisco) have football weather during baseball season, and baseball weather during football season.
- Herb Caen

If you can believe it, the mind can achieve it.
- Ronnie Lott

If any thing goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you.
- Paul Bear Bryant

God, as some cynic has said, is always on the side which has the best football coach.
- Heywood Broun

Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen, soccer is a gentlemen's game played by beasts and US football is a beastly game played by beasts.
- Henry Blaha

Academe, n. An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n. (from academe) A modern school where football is taught.
- Ambrose Bierce

Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.
- Oscar Wilde

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog!
- Archie Griffin