American Football Quotes

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
- Vince Lombardi

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
- Fran Lebowitz

Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
- Merle Kessler

We are inclined to think that if we watch a football game or a baseball game, we have taken part in it.
- John F. Kennedy

He's fair. He treats us all the same - like dogs.
- Henry Jordan

Football is easy if you're crazy as hell.
- Bo Jackson

American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
- Sue Lawley

Baseball is what we were, and football is what we have become.
- Mary McGrory

You really don't want a president who is a football fan. Football combines the worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
- George Will

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
- Heywood Hale Brown