Girlfriend Quotes

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday.
- Josh Hartnett

Where's the line between professional girlfriend, and just plain professional?
- Sarah Jessica Parker

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
- Ed Wood

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.
- Mitch Hedberg

You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.
- Stevie Nicks

When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie like that anymore.
- Matt Dillon

When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her.
- Orlando Bloom

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
- Jack Nicholson

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.
- Orson Welles

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
- Pink