Girlfriend Quotes

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
- Jay London

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
- Jay London

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.
- Phil Ochs

If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.
- Ben Kingsley

I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real.
- Jonathan Bennett

I think I'd make a pretty good girlfriend.
- Vanessa Hudgens

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.
- Josh Duhamel

I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding her hand while she jumps.
- Scott Foley

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.
- Penelope Cruz

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
- Mitch Hedberg