35+ Funny Birthday Greetings

You look so old with your age,
And today on your another birthday
You will require lots of makeup
To hide those flaws on your face
But still you have that grace,
So have a good smile for today!
Wish you a happy birthday!

Old is always the gold
So don't frown as you are aging
Hope that you will turn all so wise
Hope that you will suffice
So many things in this life
Happy birthday!
Have a blessed day!

Merry time and merry you
Merry is the world for you
It's your birthday so enjoy your day
It's not an ordinary day
Feel extra love for this day
Feel so extra special today!
Wish you a happy birthday!

Don't look into the mirror today,
As you may also get a tad scared
Your face is showing some aging signs
Aww! Don't feel that bad
As I was just kidding my dear,
Happy birthday to you!
Do spread lots of cheer!

In the air and everywhere
Touch the horizon of your dream,
Go to your terrace and then scream,
That its your birthday today,
Its a special day!
So, make the most of it today!
Wish you an amazing birthday!
Stay blessed in life!

Its your birthday today,
But you won't get a respite even for this day
As your cell will buzz with the calls in the day
And your Facebook account with notifications and say
So, here is wishing you a happy birthday!
Stay blessed today and everyday!

Welcome your day with a huge wrinkle on your face
And some gray hair to add to the grace
Some hearing problems as well
And in the past you shall dwell
Ok don't mind ya..It's your birthday
Have a awesome and lovely day!

I thought of making a card for you
For my friend so true,
But, when I started the process
My internet did come back
So I am sending you this wish
Have a lovely day!
Happy birthday to you!

People say in life you just need pure love
So, here is my pure wish for you
No gift is bigger than my love
As this is only better for you
Lol..Wish you an amazing day!
God bless you and happy birthday!

Happy birthday to you
Have a great day oh so new
Smile as this is your only chance for the day
As tomorrow you will turn a bit old for a day
So, wish you an amazing birthday!
Happy birthday!
Have a nice day!

Look at your face nothing can save
You know that you have wrinkles on it
No cream can do wonders for you
Not even Botox can save you too
Wishing you a very happy birthday
Wish you have an amazing day
You know I was kidding too!

Please do get a new hair cut my dear
Please get a new makeover for yourself
Otherwise people will not recognize you
In your own party today
Hope you have a loving day
Common I was just joking with you
Wishing you a very happy birthday
God bless you!

I do not want to wish a person like you
Whose so irritating and irrational in life
But I know that I am bonded with love
So that it has a time and tide
Happy birthday wish from me to you
So that you stay blessed forever in life
Don't mind what I said..You enjoy!

You are such a sweetheart my dear
You are such a polite soul
You are such kind with your ways
You are such a darling in life
Oh I wish I could tell all this about you
But none the less, here is wishing you a happy birthday
Have the most amazing time and day
You are sweet and you know it well!

I wanted to decorate your cake, which I made
I wanted to make it the best for you
I wanted to personally arrange the candle on it
That sorry I could not do
There was no space in the cake,
As there are more candles for you
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
May God bless you!