Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

That tasty pumpkin pie
The vegetables on my plate
Thanksgiving is so much fun
With cheer have a full plate
But with compassion in the heart
As we thank for this day
Happy Thanksgiving day
Is all I wish today!

May the stuffing you put be good
May the taste of turkey be good
May you enjoy a happy time
May you have a good time
Is all that I wish for you today
Because it's the Thanksgiving Day
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Each day as you thank for all the things
That you truly want and have in life
Each day as you thank for things you want
Things that make you happy
Today is the Thanksgiving Day
So thank big and wonderful today
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

On this thanksgiving day,
I am really thankful to all the people
Who have made my life so perfect
Thankful to all the situations
That bought a smile on my face
Thankful to every bit
As it's a wonderful Thanksgiving day!

As we express gratitude this day
We must not forget about the turkey
Who also gave a life to be on this plate
So thanks to the wonderful turkey
And the pumpkin too
Happy Thanksgiving Day to you!

Thanksgiving can be a good time
To meet people around and family
And it's also a wonderful time
To get close to the turkey
This thanksgiving have all the fun
Happy Thanksgiving day to you!

Thanksgiving feels the same every year
There is a lot which is there to cheer
This thanksgiving make something good
So that it would be all wonderful for you
Have a blessed thanksgiving all of you
As it's the wonderful time for you
Happy Thanksgiving Day to you

Thanksgiving is also a relaxing holiday
When you celebrate with family
So many things and changes to see
To all that the heart wants to see
A perfect dinner time it is
Thanksgiving is a time to have fun
Happy Thanksgiving to you
See all things new!

The wonderful pumpkin pie I had
Carrots and the turkey on my plate
Thanksgiving will bring all together
A thing that will test on the fate
This thanksgiving all I want to say
Is that time will be all yours
Celebrate with your family
Happy Thanksgiving day to you

I am so nervous I do not know
As I made my first turkey today
Feeling the fright on this day
But it will turn out well I know
Happy Thanksgiving Day to all
Who love the turkey and pumpkin pie!

Gift of faith it is this day
There is so much to do and say
Thank everyone around you
Thank your family and friends too
It's a great time this thanksgiving
Feel so special and loving too
Happy Thanksgiving Day to you!

Let the stuffing of turkey be good
Let the pumpkin be great touch wood
Let the dinner turn out to be great
That is the reason thanksgiving is great
Happy thanksgiving to every one
Around and every where
It's a great time to thank all
Happy Thanksgiving Day to all!

I want to thank my parents on this day
My wife for everything she does
My children for always being there
My friends for all their support and care
But I want to thank the turkey the most
Because, it tastes so great this day
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

This day have a loving smile on your face
Think about things that make you happy
Think about everything that will reflect upon
But hey don't forget to think about the
The poor turkey on your plate
Finish it off too soon and you will
Have a great time this Thanksgiving day
Happy Thanksgiving Day!

The circle full of love and longing
There is everything to share
This thanksgiving I want to tell
That things are there to care
So this thanksgiving will be fun
With the company of family and friends
Happy Thanksgiving Day to everyone!