Marriage Quotes

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.
- Anonymous Author

Divorce: The past tense of marriage.
- Anonymous Author

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
- Doug Larson

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
- H.L. Mencken

Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
- Paul Hornung

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
- Anne Taylor Fleming

Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.
- Barnett R. Brickner

Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years.
- Simone Signoret

Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work.
- Anonymous Author