Humor Quotes

A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and truth in front of patriotic passion.
- Henry Louis Mencken

Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield.
- Anonymous Author

Above all things, and at all times, practice yourself in good humor.
- Thomas Jefferson

There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.
- Josh Billings

Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom.
- Taki

I don't want to start Any blasphemous rumors But I think that God's Got a sick sense of humor And when I die I expect to find him laughing.
- Depeche Mode

Humor is the sunshine of the mind.
- Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

No man can be an agnostic who has a sense of humor.
- E. M. Forster

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality.
- Steve Allen

There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
- Victor Borge