Dog Quotes

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
- Max Eastman

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion, but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
- David Starr Jordan

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
- Agnes Sligh Turnbull

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.
- Holbrook Jackson

If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat.
- Anonymous Author

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
- Josh Billings

Happiness is a warm puppy.
- Charles M. Schulz

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
- Ambrose Bierce

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
- Andy Rooney

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion, but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
- David Starr Jordan