Dating Quotes

Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
- Susan Healy

Never date a woman whose father calls her 'Princess.' Chances are she believes it.
- Anonymous Author

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
- Wendy Leibman

One good thing about Internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.
- Anonymous Author

My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys : Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.
- Michelle Landry

My grandmother's 90. She's dating. He's about 93. It's going great. They never argue. They can't hear each other.
- Catherine Ladman

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax - deductible.
- Andy Warhol