Childhood Quotes

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snow-blower, or vacuum cleaner.
- Ben Bergor

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
- Barbara Kingsolver

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
- Joan Kerr

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester

What is a home without children? Quiet.
- Henny Youngman

A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
- Bill Vaughn