Boyfriend Quotes

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
- Lucy Liu

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I wouldn't call him a slave. I don't whip him when he does something wrong. Just when he does something good. [About living with her boyfriend]
- Shannon Elizabeth

My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian.
- Paulina Porizkova

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
- Phyllis Diller

I hate you, I hope you die, you were my boyfriend and you made me cry.
- Anonymous Author

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
- Alicia Silverstone

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.
- Anna Kournikova

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
- Erma Bombeck

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
- Anonymous Author