Baby Quotes

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad; babies never are.
- Louisa May Alcott

When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen

Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
- Peter Ustinov

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
- Barbara Christine Seifert

Making the decision to have a child--It's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
- Elizabeth Stone

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.
- Ed Asner

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end a no responsibility at the other.
- Ronald Reagan

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
- Marshall McLuhan

A baby's an inestimable blessing and bother.
- Mark Twain

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.
- Charles Dickens