Anniversary Quotes

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
- Peter De Vries

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
- Hoosier Farmer

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
- Paul Sweeney

Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.
- Gene Perret

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
- Mignon McLaughlin

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
- Peter Devries

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
- S.J. Perelman

Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
- Ambrose Bierce

It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
- S.J. Perelman