Funny Christmas Quotes

"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day - the birth of Santa?"
- Bart Simpson

"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year."
- Victor Borge

"A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn't get into a single argument all day."
- Melanie White

"It's the holiday season. Let the overeating begin!"
- Melanie White

"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus."
- Bob Phillips

"You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger."
- Robert Paul

"Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall."
- Larry Wilde

"Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas."
- Kin Hubbard

"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season,
a deeply religious time that each of us observes,
in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice."
- Author Unknown

"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."
- Author Unknown